Oh, What A Night (Beacon Hills, 2011)

[whatisastiles]

Stiles and the damn fools that follow him back to Beacon Hills step into an ordinary looking teenage boy's bedroom. There's the usual furniture—bed, desk, dresser, bookshelf—and decorations—band posters, telescope, pile of smelly lacrosse gear. It doesn't look like much in the way of a werewolf investigative headquarters.

"Welcome to mi casa," says Stiles. "Dad's not home, thank God, so he won't notice we're here."

Add 'weird people traveling in through my closet' to the many things Stiles would rather not have to explain to his father.

"I need to talk to Scott," he say, punching the speed dial on his phone at the same time. He pauses for a moment listening to the phone ring, ring, and finally go to voicemail before hanging up. "And he's not picking up, so I'm going to go see if he's at home. You staying here or coming with?"

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[whatisastiles]

"Don't bother, he'll just keep doing that until he gets his creepy bro-time with Scott."

So this has been a pretty spectacular failure.

Except maybe the ponchos. That turned out to be a decent idea.

"Grace's right. It doesn't sound like he's gonna kill anybody tonight."

[headed4hell]

The ponchos were a great idea. Almost as great as the Slurpees.

"'Course I'm right. I've gotta sixth sense when it comes to murderous intent."

She smirks and points at Raph.

"'Sides, you've got a jeep to fix."

Beat.

"And maybe there can be a a donut run."

She looks hopeful.

[mnt_raph]

Raph, who had been looking over Derek's escape route, visibly flinches.
He doesn't have to see Grace to know that she's talking about him.

"Be easier to just buy him a new one..."

[whatisastiles]

"You've got a Jeep to fix," repeats Stiles.

It's been literally decades since Jeep stopped making the CJ-5. You can't just buy a new one.

What the hell is this crap?

"When it's running—and only then—I'll consider taking you to the donut shop my dad thinks I don't know he still goes to every Saturday."

He's such a cop stereotype. It's embarrassing.

[headed4hell]

"Sweet."

Grace grins and wraps a strong arm around Stiles's neck, pulling him back the way they came.

"So you're dad likes donuts, huh? Bet I can guess which type."

[whatisastiles]

Stiles groans, but let's himself be tugged along toward the McCalls'.

"Don't even start, Grace. You're not meeting him."

Ever, if Stiles can help it.

[mnt_raph]

He watches them walk away and briefly considers making a break for the wall himself, but ultimately follows when he remembers that on the other side of there be werewolves.

Raph is not overly fond of werewolves.
And even if he was, fixing the car is way more preferable than having to deal with that mopey stalker and the potential of another Stiles.

He stows his sai and slowly follows Grace and the kid back to the Jeep.

Teenagers are exhausting.